Every week we watch another Disney Channel Original Movie. One of us watched almost all of them growing up, while the other is seeing them all for the first time.
Episodes
Friday Jul 23, 2021
Friday Jul 23, 2021
In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Zenon: The Zequel (2001). We talk about a wide variety of topics, ranging from how the ewoks are the best characters in Star Wars, the logistics of Disney Channel Original Movies, and Joanna's debilitating fear of spiders. Also, stay tuned to the end after the outro music (or just skip straight there, who cares) where we do our best impersonations of [redacted].
You can find us on Instagram at @disneychanneloriginalnoobies, or email us any questions/comments/compliments/dog pictures at dconoobies@gmail.com
Intro Music:
Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Outro Music:
The Galaxy is Ours by Proto Zoa
℗ 2004 Walt Disney Records
Producers: Tom Harriman, Donald Markowitz, and Marco Marinangeli
Composers/Lyricists: Donald Markowitz and Stuart Krieger
Thursday Jul 08, 2021
Thursday Jul 08, 2021
In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie The Ultimate Christmas Present (2000). We also discuss meteorology, holiday memories, and Nutella burgling.
You can find us on Instagram at @disneychanneloriginalnoobies, or email us any questions/comments/compliments/dog pictures at dconoobies@gmail.com
Intro Music:
Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review
Thursday Jun 24, 2021
Thursday Jun 24, 2021
In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Phantom of the Megaplex (2000), which is about a workaholic kid who has to deal with a lot of shenanigans at the movie theatre he works at. It's a real whodunit. Your favorite podcast hosts talk about our best/worst jobs and the best way to clean up gumballs with a hockey stick. Also, Joanna kills a spider (you'll know it when you hear it).
You can find us on Instagram at @disneychanneloriginalnoobies, or email us any questions/comments/compliments/dog pictures at dconoobies@gmail.com
Intro Music:
Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review
Thursday May 27, 2021
Thursday May 27, 2021
In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire (2000), which is about a mom who, get this, goes on a date with a...VAMPIRE! Scary! Spooky! The movie stars the aunt from Sabrina the Teenage Witch and off-brand Indiana Jones. I hope you enjoy!
You can find us on Instagram at @disneychanneloriginalnoobies, or email us any questions/comments/compliments/dog pictures at dconoobies@gmail.com
Intro Music:
Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Thursday May 06, 2021
Thursday May 06, 2021
In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie The Other Me (2000), a movie about a kid who accidentally clones himself and uses the clone version as a slave so he doesn't have to go to school anymore. We discuss heavy topics such as the ethics of having a twin replace you, the complete works of Yo-Yo Ma, and epic dance parties (including the mechanics of telepathically turning on a boombox). For you younger millennials out there, a boombox is like an ipod that is much bigger and louder. And for you zoomers out there, and ipod is like an iphone without tik tok.
You can find us on Instagram at @disneychanneloriginalnoobies, or email us any questions/comments/compliments/dog pictures at dconoobies@gmail.com
Intro Music:
Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review
Thursday Apr 22, 2021
Thursday Apr 22, 2021
In this episode we rank the second 10 Disney Channel Original Movies from worst to best.
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Email - dconoobies@gmail.com
Intro Music:
Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review
Thursday Apr 08, 2021
Thursday Apr 08, 2021
In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Quints (2000), a movie which features the queen of Halloweentown Kimberly J. Brown. We discuss why five babies is too many babies (at one time), weird teachers, and overbearing parents. Enjoy!
You can find us on Instagram at @disneychanneloriginalnoobies, or email us any questions/comments/compliments at dconoobies@gmail.com
Intro Music:
Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review
Monday Mar 22, 2021
Monday Mar 22, 2021
In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Ready to Run (2000). We talk about the logistics of animals wearing headphones, hot hoofs (whatever that is), and Sam opens up about his deep distrust of the equine species. Oh, and also we talk about the movie Ready to Run.
Did you hear about the man who was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him?
The doctor described his condition as stable.
Intro Music:
Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review
Friday Mar 05, 2021
Friday Mar 05, 2021
In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Stepsister From Planet Weird. In this episode, we do some sweet impersonations, Joanna gets her swagger back, and there's a (too) brief mention of Ryan Gosling. Also, pretty much none of that has to do with the movie at all. It's a fun one, but just watch out for the bad aliens...and wind.
Intro Music:
Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review
Wednesday Feb 03, 2021
Wednesday Feb 03, 2021
In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Miracle in Lane 2. This film has the two things you need in a movie, a true underdog story and Frankie Muniz. In this ep was talk about the soap box derbies, vomiting slurpees, and what if God was a famous race car driver. Go Sports!
Intro Music:
Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review